Joke of the day

 It only happens in Chandigarh...... 

Gurvinder, Satinder, Maninder, and Harjinder were going around town in a new BMW when a Nano driven by an old man brushed their car.

All four of them came out to have a fight with the old man.

The old man said, "Aap log jawaan ho aur chaar ho... This is not a fair fight."

So the Punjabi sense of fairplay prevailed. It was decided that Gurvinder and Satinder will team with the old man and fight Maninder and Harjinder.

The old man then said, "But this too is not fair. Now we are 3 and the other side has only 2."

So Gurvinder says, "Uncle, aap ghar jao. Hum dekh lenge in saalon ko."


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